For Simon

I am going to leave people behind who I have become friends with in the shortest time.
This video is what I want o leave behind for Simon to watch over and over again whenever he feels it is neccessary.

"It's ok if you're gay!"

RAM - Amazing Animation

I know exactly what this guy is feeling.

you just got slapped

Happy Valentines Day everybody.

L-O-V-E

I have so many things in my head to say about LOVE, I wouldn't know where to start.

Someone said about me I have a lot of love to give.
I guess I do.

Love of the moment: this persons voice.
Thank you for the 'very very extraordinary' music.

FUCKED UP

Sasa: hi
Nic: I havn't started on your intro yet
Sasa: ok :)
Nic: I'm sorry
Sasa: it's ok :)
Nic: I have noone to talk to. noone to hug. noone to share with
Sasa: ?
Nic: I miss him so much
Sasa: oh sweetie
Nic: on so many levels
Sasa: Adam?
Nic: him, too
Sasa: then who do you mean?
Nic: George W.
Sasa: ??????????????????????????????????????

Nic: Dominik
Sasa: ok
Sasa: :)
Sasa: would have been VERY surprised
Sasa: lol
Sasa: you will come back soon won't you?
Nic: march 2nd
Sasa: ok

Nic: why do people cross boundries?
Nic: he knows I have a bf
Sasa: ?
Nic: Simon
Sasa: so who is that?
Nic: kid across the street I hang with sometimes
Sasa: and he hit on you?
Nic: twitter
# Simon to me: "Can... can I... kiss you, Nicky?" 42 minutes ago
Sasa: ooookaaay
Sasa: ...
Nic: I'm so fucked
Sasa: are you sure it wasn't a joke?
Nic: not when he has tears in his eyes
Sasa: ok.
Sasa: that sucks

Nic: fucking american society... kids get brainwashed here
Nic: his parents are christians...
Nic: anyways, he has to learn to respect boundries
Sasa: sure
Nic: is that a sarcastic "sure"?
Sasa: no

Sasa: but how did this happen? I still don't get that
Nic: I'll tell you when I call you... long story

Gay marriage

1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural
things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
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4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just as we haven't adapted to cars,
the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Plus, Gay marriage killed the dinosaurs! DUH!

He called me babe

I had my first sort of fight with Adam over something really really stupid. All he tried to do was to be nice and loving. He called me babe.
I don't know why I didn't like this. I reacted really stupid. I felt like he is trying to push me into a position that I don't want to be in. The "female" part of the relationship.
This sounds so stupid, I know.

I think I am all stressed because of this whole desaster of being in LA while he is in Germany. And I feel so fucked because I can't be close to him. Now I act like an idiot and fight over nothing.
So he called me babe... big deal.

Ah fuck, I don't know what I am talking about.

David After Dentist

I seriously peed my pants

good 'n' bad jokes

Found those on a webternet site.
Ah, I miss my school in Germany.

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have fifteen years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher