So I was at this perfume store called "Douglas" with my mom, right? There was this nice saleswoman in her early 40s. While mom was looking for cosmetics and an obvious gay effiminate guy with heavily smeared face was giving her samples and make up tips, that nice saleslady was showing me some new stuff from Gaultier and Joop!
She was very nice and she looked at me and said: "oh I know the perfect fragrance for you" and she took the bottle and first sprayed it on a piece of paper. Then she said "it's so much better when it gets in contact with your skin" and she touched my neck. Then she sprayed some of it on my neck and started rubbing it in. "you need to mix it with the smell of your own skin". Then she sniffed me and said, "yeees that smells good on you"
LOL That lady was totally hitting on me until mom saw it from the other side and came over and said "my SIXTEEN YEAR OLD son already found his fragrance, thank you."
the look on her face was epic.
btw, I'm gonna be 17 in a week. just saying. :-p
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LOL! Well what can you say nick, your milkshake brings the boys (and older women) to the yard.
Oh and happy pre-birthday! What do you want for your birthday? Well let me rephrase that: what do you want that an 'almost stranger' could give from across the country? :-)
Much Love,
Steve
oh wow, are you serious?
well now that you've asked:
something I really really really really want
That's what, like half a days worth of your salary? :)
lol- I like how when you edited the comment it went from a 'days' worth of my salary to 'half a days' worth.
Well I would seeing as apparently I'm so rich (this is a joke), but its an apple product. And there are strict rules about these things-- re selling souls to devils, eternal damnation, etc. If it were a zune HD- it would be in the mail :p
Maybe a gift card-- but it would be way to creepy of me to give gifts worth that much to online (underage) friends regardless of how platonic our relationship is :-)
Much Love,
Steve
well I just did the maths.
the smallest six fugires would be 100.000. assuming you work every day without taking any vacation you're gonna work 240 days.
5 days x 4 weeks x 12 months
= 240 days
100.000 divided by 240 = 416,67$ worth of kaching a day. :o)
Now about the ipod touch. tbh I don't care about the mp3 player at all. I want it because of the mini computer character it has. If I had one of those I wouldn't have to swithc on the computer. I could be online 24/7 being on facebook and twitter and on skype. I chose the ipod touch because it has a skype app.
My mom is the apple buff. Not me.
Although I understand imacs are good for advertising agencies, ver often I have to go fix stuff on their network or fix the NAS system with my pc because APPLE FUCKED IT UP.
So you're preaching to the choir.
about your last paragraph:
1st, I'm not underage. I'm over 16.
2nd, "worth that much" is relative.
3rd, did you say platonic? YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!!! *sniff*
Does the ZuneHD support apps like skype?
*figures
aaaaaaaaaah, I hate typos.
probably underage as far as Steve is concerned coz it's 18 in the US.
but anyway with an iphone/ipod touch you can't be on facebook and twitter and skype 24/7: you can be on facebook OR twitter OR skype 24/7.
a subtle difference but believe me an extremely irritating one.
have a great birthday soon :)
torchy!
Nic-
You make me grin and very giddy :-) Thanks for brightening my day :-)
Go you for fixing NASes with a PC- take that Apple!
And yes- remember as I have spent all of my time in the states I have been indoctrinated that all gay people are perverts and that 18 is some magic number (nevermind the fact that people mature much earlier and most people lose their virginity before 18)...fucked up country, eh
lol- yes, very platonic :-) but thats for my sake, not yours. As you said yourself, who wouldn't want to tap that! :p But thanks for making me grin :-)
I don't know if the ZuneHD has a skype app. In all honestly, you definitely would do better with the ipod touch in that sense (lightening will strike me now). The apps and accessories are just all apple-- you can't get anything for any other product. Its stupid.
Speaking of skype- hopefully I'll catch you soon! I should hook up a mic sometime...
I'll be in Chicago all this week. Maybe next weekend.
Much Love,
Steve
lol :P
pickin up milfs at the cosmetic store, i see? :P
I wish that sort of thing still happened to me.
I think the effort you took to work out how easily I should be able to afford an ipod touch for you made me giggle :-)
That and you're feaux comment about out platonic relationship was funny as well.
Your math is sound except you forgot about taxes-- and thats a BIG difference :-) I'm just saying-- we shouldnt mix words when it comes to a 'days' worth and 'half a days' worth of salary.
Much Love (still platonic love of course!),
Steve
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