Jan 6, 2010

Imma KILL you

ok, first things first... apparently I snore.

last night (well... this morning) I was in a skype call with Shern, Aaron and Brent.
I was really tired but then I didn't want to say goodnight and just go away. I wanted to talk to them.
I was on the verge of falling asleep but as long as the guys kept me talking I was still up and enjoyed the convo.
But then Shern had to leave for a short time and Aaron had to go talk to his housemate and so only Brent and I were left.

What you have to know is, that Brent and I just met yesterday, so we had not much to talk about... just polite conversation and trying to get to know each other.

What Brent did was, he kind of stoped asking me questions and concentrated on something and was quiet for like 5 minutes.

This was enough for me to fall asleep.

now: THAT CREEEEEEP (:op) didn't hang up on me... OH NOOOO... he stayed connected and listened to me sleep. So I must have started to snore after a bit.

and this is what happened: (my comments are in red)

[05.01.2010 11:54:28] Aaron: can i ditch u both?
[05.01.2010 12:12:19] Brent: LOL! I forgot I was in a conversation
(sometime between 11:54 and 12:12 I must have fallen asleep)
[05.01.2010 12:12:22] Brent: Somebody?
[05.01.2010 12:12:27] Brent: I think Nic is asleap xD
[05.01.2010 12:13:56] Brent: KS, Aaron? :/
[05.01.2010 12:18:50] Brent: I wish someone would come back, I need someone to laugh at Nic's snoring with me. (oh you little devil)
[05.01.2010 12:19:06] Brent: Also, I feel kinda creepy - like that guy Nic was telling me about.
[05.01.2010 12:23:26] Shern: i'm bk now
(at this time Brent is listening to me sleep for 15 minutes)
[05.01.2010 12:23:38] Shern: hey guys
[05.01.2010 12:24:06] Brent: Haha, thank god
[05.01.2010 12:24:06] Brent: Hey
[05.01.2010 12:24:39] Shern: watsup??
[05.01.2010 12:25:04] Brent: Not lots
[05.01.2010 12:25:13] Brent: Just chillazin 8-)
[05.01.2010 12:25:15] Brent: You?
[05.01.2010 12:25:24] Shern: i'm just havin dinner now :)
[05.01.2010 12:25:24] Brent: (Listening to Nic snore, lmfao)
[05.01.2010 12:25:30] Shern: LOL is he sleeping??
[05.01.2010 12:25:34] Brent: Yup
[05.01.2010 12:25:38] Brent: He fell to sleep
[05.01.2010 12:25:38] Shern: lolwtf??
[05.01.2010 12:25:41] Shern: how did that happen??
[05.01.2010 12:25:45] Brent: Every now and then he snores (WHY DIDN'T YOU HANG UP .p)
[05.01.2010 12:25:50] Brent: I was talking to him and he was like
[05.01.2010 12:25:59] Brent: "I'm so close to falling to sleep"
[05.01.2010 12:26:06] Brent: And I'm like "Haha, alright"
[05.01.2010 12:26:13] Brent: So I stopped talking for a minute
[05.01.2010 12:26:17] Brent: And then he started snoring
[05.01.2010 12:26:21] Shern: LMFAO
[05.01.2010 12:26:26] Brent: and I forgot I was in the conversation
[05.01.2010 12:26:27] Shern: maybe it's time to play the penis game
[05.01.2010 12:26:32] Brent: LOL!
[05.01.2010 12:26:33] Shern: how was avatar btw?
[05.01.2010 12:27:20] Brent: Oh, it was pretty good
[05.01.2010 12:27:22] Brent: Have you seen it?
[05.01.2010 12:27:26] Shern: nopeee
[05.01.2010 12:27:36] Brent: it's pretty good in 3d
(I assume I must have had a big snore here because they laughed)
[05.01.2010 12:27:46] Shern: LMFAO
[05.01.2010 12:27:50] Brent: HAHAHA!
[05.01.2010 12:27:51] Shern: lol yes
[05.01.2010 12:28:16] Shern: he said he had sufficient sleep last night..
[05.01.2010 12:28:19] Shern: so i didn't think he'd sleep
[05.01.2010 12:28:42] Brent: He just told me he didn't sleep a lot *shrug*
[05.01.2010 12:28:49] Shern: LOL
[05.01.2010 12:28:55] Shern: 5 hours -_- (how is 5 hours sufficient sleep, Shern?)
[05.01.2010 12:28:59] Shern: that silly boy
[05.01.2010 12:29:04] Brent: Hahaha
[05.01.2010 12:30:24] Shern: lol man he's really going at it
(AND YOU ARE STILL LISTENING TO IT... GRRR)

[05.01.2010 12:30:29] Brent: xD
[...]
[05.01.2010 12:32:32] Shern: XD short snores
[05.01.2010 12:32:49] Brent: He was telling me about another time he fell asleep on skype
[05.01.2010 12:33:05] Brent: and he said he was lucky that he doesnt snore
[05.01.2010 12:33:12] Shern: LMFAO
[05.01.2010 12:33:13] Brent: I so want to record this
(is it just me or did it get CREEPIER?)
[05.01.2010 12:33:27] Shern: how do u do a output into input??
[05.01.2010 12:34:46] Brent: Hmm, I'll try
[05.01.2010 12:36:37] Brent: Haha, I worked it out xD
[05.01.2010 12:36:40] Shern: XD
[05.01.2010 12:36:40] Shern: lol
[05.01.2010 12:36:49] Shern: *records*
[05.01.2010 12:37:03] Shern: doesn't snore my asssss (I HATE YOUUUUU :p)
[05.01.2010 12:37:04] Shern: lol
[05.01.2010 12:37:26] Brent: Lmfao
[05.01.2010 12:37:30] Brent: I feel creepy though xD (hmmm, you shook off that thought pretty quick)
[05.01.2010 12:37:36] Brent: Recording his snoring
[05.01.2010 12:41:49] Brent: Ok, 2:50 of snoring
[05.01.2010 12:41:53] Brent: Creepy enough yet? (nah, we're BEYOND creepy at this point)
[05.01.2010 12:42:36] Shern: LOL \
[05.01.2010 12:42:37] Shern: yess
[05.01.2010 12:44:27] Shern: lol i managed to record 30 secs of it XD (oh ok, one isn't enough. now BOTH of you record it)
[05.01.2010 12:44:37] Brent: Bahahaha
[05.01.2010 12:44:47] Shern: he's gonna be so creeped out *grins* (Oh really? LOL)
[05.01.2010 12:44:53] Brent: 8-)
[05.01.2010 12:45:30] Brent: I recorded it xD
(OH GREAT-now a third person joins the FATAL DUO)
[05.01.2010 12:46:03] Aaron: He fell to sleep?
[05.01.2010 12:46:05] Aaron: BLASPHEMY!!
[05.01.2010 12:46:09] Brent: Hahahaha
[05.01.2010 12:46:15] Aaron: It's fell *asleep*
Shern sends file NICSNORING.WAV
[05.01.2010 12:48:16] Brent: Here, I looped it
[05.01.2010 12:48:20] Shern: kk
[05.01.2010 12:48:25] Shern: how do u virtually loop it?
[05.01.2010 12:48:35] Shern: can't really hear it :/
[05.01.2010 12:49:10] Brent: I dont know - did that work? :S
[05.01.2010 12:49:12] Shern: lol nope
[05.01.2010 12:49:13] Aaron: nope
[05.01.2010 12:49:16] Shern: maybe mine will
[05.01.2010 12:49:38] Shern: i'm loopin it :/
[05.01.2010 12:49:40] Aaron: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[05.01.2010 12:49:46] Aaron: LMAO!!!!
[05.01.2010 12:49:54] Shern: (angel)
[05.01.2010 12:49:59] Aaron: u can totally hear his saliva too ( OH ... MY ... GOD )
[05.01.2010 12:50:00] Aaron: OOHH!!
[05.01.2010 12:50:04] Aaron: that was a good one (at this point we are FORTY FUCKING FIVE MINUTES into the show)
[05.01.2010 12:50:25] Brent: Hahahahahaa
[05.01.2010 12:50:50] Aaron: LOL!!
[05.01.2010 12:50:59] Brent: Can you hear that now? (STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT)
[...]
[05.01.2010 12:51:05] Aaron: very sexy, Nic
[05.01.2010 12:51:21] Shern: haha it's soooooo cuteee (That cute comment won't help you)
[
05.01.2010 12:51:57] Brent: Hahahaha indeed (You neither - you're gonna die first)
[05.01.2010 12:54:07] Aaron: can u still hear it?
[05.01.2010 12:54:49] Aaron: *roll eyes*
[...]
[05.01.2010 14:12:08] Shern: LOL (YES, boys and girls.. they're still connected to me)
[05.01.2010 14:12:10] Shern: crashed
[05.01.2010 14:12:20] Aaron: what crashed?
[05.01.2010 14:12:25] Jacob: the mic (and they got a FOURTH person in)
[05.01.2010 14:12:26] Jacob: lol
[05.01.2010 14:12:33] Aaron: lol
[05.01.2010 14:12:35] Shern: i'm pretty sure nic crashed (oh? was I hosting? at this point I love my fucked up computer... at least he showed mercy and crashed)
[05.01.2010 14:12:36] Aaron: KS wanna host?
[05.01.2010 14:12:38] Shern: yeah sure
[05.01.2010 14:12:41] Shern: i'm an epikass host (no sir, you are one epikass CREEP) :p

6 comments:

Aaron said...

can i just say, funniest. conversation. ever!

and awkward too.

[05.01.2010 12:50:04] Aaron: that was a good one
<-- i was referring to one loud snore that u let out at that point!

Peter said...

I wish I had been there :p

Brent said...

Oh my god - that's excellent!
I can't believe you blogged about it. It's actually a lot funnier re-reading that conversation than it was partaking in it.

You're welcome :)

[05.01.2010 12:37:30] Brent: I feel creepy though xD (hmmm, you shook off that thought pretty quick)

*Rolls on floor in laughter*

Dzyan said...

LMAO! and you get mad when I don´t turn-off my microphone??

Haha, Brent it´s the one of the loveliest persons in the entire world, know he wouldn´t make fun if it wasn´t all that fun :)

Love
Me

Jacob H said...

Heyyyy! It's Jacob here!

can I have my last name taken off the blog post! I'm trying to get work and google needs to be clean if an employer searches for mee. I know it's a bit anal, but I saw that everyone else has only first names :P

Thanks :)

Nic said...

Hiii Jacob :) How are you matey? (My Australian has improved immensely ;)) I hope you are well. Of course I can delete your last name. Why haven't we stayed in touch? You were a really nice guy :) Please send me your twitter or email address so we can catch up.

Nic