Apparently I talk in my sleep

ok folks, this is really creepy.

This morning during breakfast I was talking to mom and was really enjoying my slightly burned toast when my sister aka theEVILone got up from the table and looked at mom and whispered "ask him" before leaving the room.

I was like... what does she want now? because whenever my sister wants something from me she never asks me directly (maybe cause she knows the answer already) but goes to my mom and asks her to tell me.

So mom told me "nothing, she's crazy" which immediately put my alarmed mind at ease because FINALLY she was seeing it too, lol.

So we continued eating, listening to the morning radio show and had the occasional chats during the bad songs. But then it happened.
Just when I was finishing and was drinking the last drops of my tea mom asked me "So... what is Christchurch?"

I was shocked... how does she know about Christchurch... what does she know about Christchurch? And why is she asking ME about Christchurch.

I was really stunned there for a moment and asked her "why? what do you know?"
A thousand things rushed thorugh my mind. What if she knows about my youtube account, what if someone has recognized me and told her about my videos. But then I remembered that she had seen my "10 things I hate about you video" before it was uploaded to youtube.

"Not much, is there something you want to talk about?" she asked. And I was about to get up and run to my sisters room and jump at her throat when my mom continued... "... you want to talk about Joe and Kane?"

Now I was completely stunned and reacted very harsh "What about Joe? What do you mean? He's not with Kane anymore... TALK WOMAN TALK" lol... ok I did not say WOMAN to her...
It was a huge puzzle in my head and I couldn't put them to one piece. Granted, she may know about Joe, because I showed her my "10 things I hate about you" video. But how in gods name did she know about Kane?

"Mom, start talking... what do you know about him?"

In this moment she burst out laughing and this only made me more mad.
She told me that I was talking in my sleep. That when she came in to check on me last night I was mumbling.
She had great fun sitting next to my bed and TALKING TO ME WHILE I WAS ASLEEP.

She said that she told my sister and they both found it very very funny and that they started to interview me asking me all kinds of questions.

And it seems that I am also a foolish good-hearted person in my sleep as well. She explained to me that I mumbled stuff... that she couldn't understand me that well but she managed to understand a few things. She said that I was talking about how Christchurch is burning and that Joe is in danger and that I need to go get there. She said that I was very sweet being in real worries about Joe. And I must also have said something about Kane. She said that after she told me that the firefighters have already arrived, I stopped breathing heavily and went back to sleep and the last word I must have said was "Kane".

OK... so this sounds wierd in soooo many ways... first of all I was really really pissed at them because this is a huge invasion of my privacy and I am not done with letting them face the consequences yet... I havn't thought of ways to pay them back, yet.
Second... WHAT THE FUCK... I talk in my sleep. When did that happen?
Third: Joe? Fire? Christchurch? ... KANE? .... REALLY? Are you kidding me?
I can't even remember dreaming about Joe. I didn't... I am sure I didn't... and why the fire?
And why Kane?

So after sitting in front of my computer and telling you guys this story I came up with a few theories.

Joe... well... if the reason for mentioning him isn't obvious to you, then you shouldn't be here in the first place.
The Fire... I did watch Joe's video "New Zealand is burning" yesterday. Maybe my brain put one and one together.
Christchurch... well... I don't know... maybe because Joe lives there?
and KANE... hmmm... there is only one way I could explain this...

I used to watch the WWE shows about three years ago when I still lived in LA. And there was this one character called KANE. He is also nicknamed "The Big Red Machine" because he has this pyro fire thing going on... hmm... I should post a video here to make you understand...



hmm... the only explanation would be that my head put the name KANE and FIRE together and I might have dreamt about KANE setting Christchurch on fire...

I told you... CREEEEPY.

But I honestly can't remember dreaming of this.

Hmmm... summed up I'd say it was a real bad thing what happened to me yesterday. I wonder what else I talk about in my sleep.

PS: I don't think bad of Kane... Kane is a real nice guy judging by the few minutes I've seen of him on two or three videos.