This is the best ad campaign ever

From the movie "what women want"
Just read this and try to imagine a woman, running on an empty road.

You don't stand in front of a mirror before a run...
and wonder what the road will think of your outfit.

You don't have to listen to its jokes and pretend they're funny.
it would not be easier to run if you dressed sexier.
            
The road doesn't notice if you're not wearing lipstick.
it doesnot care how old you are.
            
You do not feel uncomfortable...
because you make more money than the road.

And you can call on the road whenever you feel like it,                
whether it's been a day...
or even a couple of hours since your last date.

The only thing the road cares about...
is that you pay it a visit once in a while.
             
Nike. No games. Just sports.
I LOVE THE ADVERTISEMENT INDUSTRY WITH MY WHOLE BEING. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
MARRY ME YOU INVENTOR OF THAT SLOGAN. PLEASE?!